Close the Gates
by Jason Boomer
You step into Duplicitous Dan's Double Depository and say to Dan, "Hello, I believe I'm looking for a convincing copy of-- something."
"You've come to the right place then," replied Dan, "But can you be a bit more specific? You've just described my entire stock."
"Well no, I don't believe I can," you respond. "You see, I got this note and--"
"Oh! You must be Skinny's friend. He wanted me to give you this." Dan hands you a note from Skinny.
"Not sure what you're looking for? It's only logical; you'll figure it out." On the back side of the note are a number of diagrams.