Postmodern Prose?
by Kevin J. Lin
The classic is "Little Red Riding Hood". To translate, simply read the passage aloud. Each word is phonetically very similar to the words of the actual story. This narrative was composed in 1940 by a professor named H. L. Chace.
The Exploratorium has the full text of the story, as well as a RealAudio version of the story read aloud.