Sucker Bets
by Kevin J. Lin
Your pal and mine, Skinny Dakota, has been by the Grey Labyrinth recently.
While he was here, he brought with him six simple sucker bets, that he
thought he would share. The idea here is, of course, not to dupe your
friends out of a buck (or you'll have a half dozen dollars and six fewer
friends, a pretty poor trade). The idea is to challenge yourself to see
how each of these sucker bets could be performed while keeping to the
letter of the wager:
- Take an ordinary matchbook of paper matches. You know, the "close
cover before striking" kind. Take one match out. Skinny bets he
can drop the match from four feet up and have it land on its thin edge
in two out of three tries.
- Take a sheet of paper and a penny. Trace a circle around the penny
and with a sharp edge, cut out the circle. Skinny's bottom dollar says
he can pass a regular US quarter through the hole you just made without
tearing the paper.
- Take a paper cup and a pair of dice. Grip one die with your thumb
and middle finger. Place the cup in the "cup holder" your
thumb, finger, and die make. Balance the other die on the first. Now
try to catch one die into the cup, then the other, without using anything
else. Hard, isn't it? Skinny says he can do it.
- Skinny says he can make an unboiled egg float to the top of an unboiling
pot of water. Bet that he can't?
- As a challenge for you, Skinny offers this: Take a yard stick and
hold it vertically so the tip is about three feet over your head. Staring
at the top, spin around ten times fast, then drop the yard stick and
step over it. Skinny wagers you can't.
- And finally, Skinny claims he has a US quarter that will land "heads"
the next four times it's flipped. He'll even wager even money on this.