Fruit 'n Veg Mafia - THE END (Come and Discuss!)

[Mgm]

"No! I won't eat it!" said Little Timmy defiantly. He pushed his plate away and crossed his arms.

"In that case, you'll stay here until you've finished it," said his mother.

Timmy eyed the little heap of coleslaw on the edge of his plate. If only he'd never had to eat those healtly things anymore...

In fact that wish was closer to coming true than he could've ever known. In the kitchen the collected health foods found Mr. Egg broken and sprawled across the floor. Since he was known as an extremely careful individual, the group knows this couldn't have been an accident and they only know of one way to deal with the oncoming evil. The kitchen machine with its sharp blades in the corner of the room is suddenly looking quite different...Welcome mob justice!

Healthy food (in order of sign-up 4/15):
2. dybeck (replacing Peregrin)
13. LoudmouthLee (replacing Mackay)


Tasty departed (10/15):
8. mole, Cucumber - townie, smashed night 1
9. cloudrunner, Orange - doc, juiced night 1
1. MadMax, Grape - mafia goon, binned night 2
6. mudbuck, Strawberry - potential mason, squashed night 2.
12. kennykiller, Turnip - cop, chopped up day 2.
5. MatthewV (replacing Annoyingpest)), Banana - blocker, binned night 3.
14. Leonidas, Potato - random cop, mashed night 3.
11. Jedo the Jedi, Pea - mafia godfather, cut in half, day 3.
10. jadesmar, Tomato - townie, smashed, night 4.
15. wordcross, Spinach - incompetent doc, squashed, night 4.
4. Nauplius (replacing Porro), Watermelon - serial killer, cut in half, day 4.
3. Quailman, Leek - townie, binned, day 4.
7. Stile, Raspberry - potential mason, binned day 4.

Summary:
Day 1: Nauplius is bandwagoned and claims "watermelon - townie". The bandwagon quickly shifts to kennykiller, who claims "turnip - cop". And what exactly has a raspberry got to do with all of this? The day ends in a no-lynch.
Day 2: The day starts with Leonidas being bandwagoned, but when he shows up he claims to be "Potato - cop" and says kennykiller is guilty based an investigation from the previous night. After long bickering the town decides to chop up kennykiller, who is in fact a cop.
Day 3: The town is thouroughly confused by Leonidas' death. Why would anyone kill him when the town would've lynched him today anyway? Maybe there's a vigilante around... The first bandwagon of the day goes to Jedo the Jedi who claims to be "grapefruit - doc". The town find his choices fishy and lead him to the kitchen machine...
Day 4: opens with 5 foods suspiciously glancing at each other. The grind and pits left near jadesmar's body turns the attention back to Nauplius, who can't explain how they got there. So the others decide to lynch him... Bad idea! The mafia has no more resistence and take over the kitchen.

[Mgm]

Rules (stolen and edited):

Nights will last approximately 3 days. They can be extended or shortened if the majority of the players agree. Please always send in night choices as fast as possible. If you don't choose -you are failing your own alignment.

Votes must be in bold and correctly spelled. If you do not bold or fail to spell the name correctly, your vote will not be counted. Some names have acceptable abbreviations you can use.

Unvotes are prefered but not neccesary. They help me in counting the votes and sometimes it helps other players as well.

Lynching will require a simple majority of votes. It's first come first served. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will be unheeded. In case of a deadline lynch, half of the usual votes are needed to come to a lynch. If neither of these numbers are reached, no one will be lynched.

You may vote: no lynch – majority votes of this kind are necessary to end the day without a death.

The game is not to be discussed outside of the thread unless your role specifically states that you may do so and then only with the specified people at game nights.

Once your death scene has been posted, you’re dead. Stop typing any relavent information. You are allowed one "bah”-post.

Don’t edit/delete previously submitted posts.

Don’t quote any of my role PM's or night messages. You are liable to get mod-killed if you do. If in doubt, PM and check to see if your post is allowed.

Night choices are due by the posted deadline. I will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice to me I will make a choice for you, which might result you being quite unhappy.

If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread (and the limited access thread). Treat this game as a commitment. Be considerate – don’t leave us hanging.

I should post a vote count, ever so often. Please feel free to request one should you deem it necessary.

If you have any questions, you can PM me. Don't ask in the thread. I'll get back to you as soon as possible, and with the best explanation I can give you.

I am always right, but not always accurate. If I've made a mistake, please tell my by PM as soon as possible.

If I'm going to be unavailable for a long period of time, I'll post that information.

[Mgm]

Just 1 more player needs to pick up their PM, several others did pick it up, but didn't confirm. Playing for more time, are we?

DEADLINE: Saturday December 4, 12:00 noon GMT

I'll start calling temp replacements if the last player doesn't pick their PM up within 48 hours, in which case, I might extend the deadline.

[Mgm]

I've bumped into unforseen trouble behind the scenes and asked a more experienced mod for advice. But keep those choices and confirms coming, the deadline isn't moving just yet.

[Porro]

I was hoping to be as cool as a cucumber, but instead I'm going to have to act like a banana, and split

Please replace me Mgm. It's the easiest way to resolve the bump.

Enjoy the game everyone, I hope it's a good'un
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[Mgm]

Since Porro voluntarily offered to resign,
I'll replace him with the next person on the
replacement list to solve the problem.

Update:Nauplius will replace Porro.

Update 2:creativemind will replace Annoyingpest who still hasn't shown up. (I took the PM out of my outbox so AP can still replace someone later if he wants.)

[Mgm]

Still waiting for creativemind or Annoyingpest. And still choices missing. One off deadline extension to Dec 7, 8 pm GMT. After that, I'll make the choices myself.

[Mgm]

Deadline will hit in a little over 80 minutes.

[Mgm]

Horror returns the next morning. When the first cracks of light penetrate the kitchen window, the fruits and vegetables find 2 of their numbers missing.

It doesn't take long before someone finds the peeled skin of Doctor Orange CloudRunner in a corner of the kitchen. Further examination reveals a glass containing CloudRunner's fruity fluids near the sink.

CloudRunner (Orange - Doc) has been juiced.

Suddenly someone notices something green on the glass, causing them to become sick. "I think this was mole," they utter.

"I think this was mole too," someone across the room says.
(Anyone up for cucumber squash?)

Mole (Cucumber - townie) has been smashed

It is now DAY 1: 13 alive - 7 to lynch
Start talking...

NOTE: Neither Annoyingpest nor creativemind picked up their PM in time. I'll give the role to the first person to PM me. If the role required a choice, I made a random one for night 1. Recently departed players are allowed to come back.

[mudbuck]

[Stile]

I'm talking more... and making a vote to try and get someone else to talk. Talking is fun AND educational.

Vote: kennykiller

He (she?) just sounds sneaky...

[MadMax]

Flowers for Cloudrunner and Mole.

Not the best start losing a Doc night 1.

[Leonidas]

random vote: Peregrin

Never done that before.

[kennykiller]

Losing the doc in night one realy is a bad start.

to stile: I'm a he and we are not playing south park mafia

[Quailman]

vote: Mackay

[Mackay]

Saves me trying to pick at random.

OMGUS vote: Quailman =)

[Mgm]

Very first vote count in the game:

kennykiller (1): Stile
Peregrin (1): Leonidas
Mackay (1): Quailman
Quailman (1): Mackay

[Peregrin]

vote: kennykiller

Yes. It's vote no. 2
No. It's not random.
It's a hunch. And before everyone yells, OMG SCUM! Let me save your breath and typing time. Day 1. No better leads (for now) and unless y'all want to continue the magnificent tradition of giving each member one vote, feeling all warm and fuzzy and then bitching about the game not going anywhere, I'm all for non random voting on hunches.

[jadesmar]

vote: Peregrin

Hunch

[Nauplius]

bandwagon for info.
vote: kennykiller

[wordcross]

Oooooh, shiny new bandwagon!

Vote: Nauplius
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[wordcross]

er.. I had meant to say kennykiller, hence the reference to a bandwagon. But, since my subconscious said to vote for Nauplius, I'll stick with that.
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[Quailman]

I like that logic.

unvote: Mackay; vote: Nauplius

[kennykiller]

[b]vote: Nauplius[/b]

in my opinion he acts a little suspicious. Allthough Peregrin gave me a vote as well I do mot suspect him for now, cause in my opinion he just wanted to get the discussion started.

[Jedo the Jedi]

Well, that is Peregrin's style, so I'll let it slide.

No random votes for me. Just checking in. Also, I may not post very much for the next week or so because of semester exams, but I will try to post a little.

[Stile]

Sorry for not posting sooner (I'm working rather late, uh... lately).

So, just in case anyone's wondering about my thoughts: I usually do not unvote my first vote after getting a lame excuse from them. But kennykiller's response made me chuckle (for whatever reason I hadn't lined it up with South Park 'till he said that). So, I was going to unvote him. Then I noticed I started the first bandwagon, so I wasn't going to unvote just 'cause I thought it might look suspicious. But, there's another bandwagon going, and I think I like that one better, so I'm agreeing with Quailman's/wordcross's "logic" for now and:

Unvote: kennykiller
Vote: Nauplius

[Nauplius]

kennykiller what about my post makes me so suspicious? Me wanting to get some info or was it simply because I voted for you? The fact is that as a plain townie with no special powers the only way for me to learn anything on day one is by voting.

[mudbuck]

What is that? Four votes for Nauplius?
Vote:Nauplius
Shall I join in?
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[Quailman]

I will be gone until Wednesday PM. From the pace I don't think I'll be missed.

[Mackay]

*shrug* Unvote: Quailman

I should warn you all now that I will go without speaking for two days at a time pretty much every week, due to my internet hours being regular, but limited.

I don't think there's anything we can really do for the moment other than pick a person at random. Naup does sound a little overdefensive though. He has claimed a role (or lack thereof) already, which seems like he's rather hasty to jump to his own defense.
How many votes are on Naup at the moment?

[Stile]

5 (word, quail, kenny, myself and mudbuck)

[MadMax]

Seems like time for a claim------being 5 votes.

[Nauplius]

Anything I say at this point is going to sound "overdefensive", but I'm a watermelon - townie, plain and simple.

[mudbuck]

Hammer Time!

No, just kidding.

Unvote Nauplius
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[wordcross]

lol

I'm satisfied. Unvote: Nauplius
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[Mgm]

Far-too-equal-and-friendly-vote count

kennykiller (2): Peregrin, Nauplius
Peregrin (2): Leonidas, jadesmar
Nauplius (2): Quailman, Stile

Actually, Nauplius was on 4 votes, kennykiller didn't bold his vote correctly as the rules require.

13 alive, 7 to lynch!

[kennykiller]

I just saw that my vote didn't look like it was supposed to. So I need not unvote Nauplius which I would have done now.

[MadMax]

A watermelon might well smash a cucumber,
BUT the one who smashed might well come up with a decent fake claim.,,,there are enough fruit and veg out there to
choose from.

[Mgm]

MatthewV replaces creativemind/Annoyingpest. AP and creativemind can still replace. I retracted the role PM, they have not read it.

[MatthewV]

Ill spend the next three weeks reading over the thread.