Mafia Bloopers and Quotes - The Archive

[Courk]

In Deep South I and II, the votes of dead people would remain throughout the current choice block.

[Ctorj]

In DSII, TCM recruits me from being an SK to pro-town. Then, Persona gives me back my abilities, but I still want the town to win. TCM tries to recruit Mgm and tells me about it. What do I do? I forget he says that and infect Mgm hence killing TCM.

I guess this makes me and TCM even for TT Mafia.
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[Mgm]

mith and amb were the last two remaining players in Blighy Mafia.
The night before amb killed his fellow scum Pooky and me because I figured hiding with Pooky would avoid having both of them kill a townie and have a mafia draw (I didn't know they were on the same team.

Mith had claimed hider too and already stated he couldn't hide on two nights in a row. Instead of trying to kill mith, amb agreed to a draw...

[mith]

I never actually claimed hider, either. You guys just assumed.

[The Computer]

In fact if I recall, you claimed you couldn't hide, and were making it look like you were bluffing.

[Ctorj]

This probably doesn't belong here, but I don't know where else to put it...

1st game modded: Outbreak Mafia, 4 game days and nights, 202 total posts including after-game thoughts and complaints
2nd game modded: Peanuts Mafia, 1 game day only, no night yet, 416 posts!!

That's more than doubled in a single day vs. a whole game! I would like to credit the theme in this case, not the mod. I ain't that good. (yet!)
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[ralphmerridew]

Go check out Wheel of Time Mafia. That went through several pages on just Night 1!

[Mastermind of Sin]

Longest Newbie Game on Mafiascum to date

lol, can you say "mafia that knows how to stall"?

Shortest Day 2 in MS history

I love perfect games, especially when it's my first game on mafiascum ^_^
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"As far as MoS goes, he is a rather confusing player. He has high levels of thinking and often thinks above the rest of us, so it is hard for us to understand his line of thinking. As well, this could lead to him miss small, simple things that others of us might catch. As for how he acts when he is scum, well that's a little hard to know. He (like the greats of mafia) has perfected the art of being consistent and not acting different when he is scum or town."

-Jedo the Jedi

greyhoundsrb: I hate traitor Bush.
greyhoundsrb: He's a far-leftist.
greyhoundsrb: Hitler was a moderate-rightist.
greyhoundsrb: I'm a centrist

[Mastermind of Sin]

No Correct Lynches, Town Wins?

This game amused me ^_^
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"As far as MoS goes, he is a rather confusing player. He has high levels of thinking and often thinks above the rest of us, so it is hard for us to understand his line of thinking. As well, this could lead to him miss small, simple things that others of us might catch. As for how he acts when he is scum, well that's a little hard to know. He (like the greats of mafia) has perfected the art of being consistent and not acting different when he is scum or town."

-Jedo the Jedi

greyhoundsrb: I hate traitor Bush.
greyhoundsrb: He's a far-leftist.
greyhoundsrb: Hitler was a moderate-rightist.
greyhoundsrb: I'm a centrist

[Courk]

I wonder how long the days were in GL newbie mafia. The 3rd day might have passed amazingly fast.

[Mgm]

[Poker]

Currently, in Amb's Simpsons Mafia, there are bandwagons forming on Fritzler, Jedo, and now Darquiel.

[Courk]

Fritzler claimed Doc in Random Lynch # Mafia.

After someone claimed cop and said Fritzler was scum, hilarity ensued.
Start here, it goes on for a little while before you'll get his full claim.

[Ctorj]

Forgot to include this one:

It is the final days in Peanuts Mafia. It is down to Logain, a daytime SK, Mgm, a good guy dodger, Poker, a jr doc and Foggy, a cop. The day before the final one, I ask Logain to put in his night choice. His ability for the day would have been to destroy a person's power. He chooses not to use his ability for whatever reason. Afterwards, Foggy investigates Mgm to confirm his innocence and Logain gets lynched hence never giving him a chance to delay a cop's choice who was picking between Logain and Mgm.

[Courk]

Similar to the post that started this thread:

A little bit after this post, the following posts were made:

[Ctorj]

[silverpie]

This is one I observed in real life (they were playing the werewolf style, but I'll translate the terms). It's the last day of the game, the remaining mafia has just taken out the cop, so it's him against two townies (one male, one female). The mafioso notes that the cop had been arguing hard to keep the girl alive the previous day, repeating "The cop trusted her"... and casts his vote to lynch her! I (and it turns out, several other observers) could barely restrain ourselves from cracking up at that blunder. As one of my fellow kibitzers pointed out in the post-mortem, "all he had to do was point to the guy and he would have won." Ah, the wonders of sleep deprivation....

[pete d]

I think its about time this thread was resurrected. When I first came here, it was a source of much mirth, and a lot of games have finished since the last post.

Day 1 in the game I modded, Gossip Mafia, had a couple of humourous situations. First, Livingod put pressure on Lucresia, putting a vote on, presenting arguments and joining a wagon. What he forgot was that Lucresia was his mason partner!

Towards the end of Day 1, the wagon on raekuul was building until it reached lynch -1. And who should provide the hammer? Why, none other than MNOWAX, despite the fact that HE WASN'T EVEN IN THE GAME!!!

[TopHat]

[Ether]

So me and some other people were in ScumChat playing Momir. (For those of you who aren't IRC-inclined, Momir is a split role/alignment game in which each player can choose each night to "selfmutate," changing its role into something new at random. Serial killers do not automatically start with kills, and have to mutate into a role that has one.) I was a serial killer.

When the game was down to three players, I completely forgot that Skruffs had already claimed one-shot death immune (lynches, nightkills, anything) and speedlynched him the instant PBuG voted him. I did not have a kill yet.

The next day, PBuG voted Skruffs again.

[IH]

In case you didn't get it....

Pbug:Vote Skruffs
Ether:Vote Skruffs
Everyone:Oh no.....
Me:you all look around.... and Skruffs comes back to life!
Pbug:Ok... now I think I know
Pbug:Vote Skruffs
Ether:Vote Skruffs
Me:Skruffs, Self mutating townie has been lynched, Ether Mutating SK wins!
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[pete d]

IH gets himself lynched:
http://www.greylabyrinth.com/discussion/viewtopic.php?t=10187&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=359

[dethwing]

Just read through the "Courk kills Ant" mafia again, I totally forgot about that.

If you'll notice, I orrigonally thought it was over before the second day. As I recall, I was pretty close to just saying they won. After all, all they had to do was stick together and nothing bad could happen. I just kept waiting for it to completely deadlock, but it never did. People kept switching around, and I had to let it go on. Then, Courk switched...and for a moment I was totally shocked. I know in the text it looks seemless, but I remember sitting there for a few moments thinking, "Did she just do that?"

Good times...Back when I still liked mafia.

[Courk]

OMG, that was almost 6 years ago. Wow.

[Thok]

With DSIV on the books, I fiugre this one should be mentioned.

After being wagoned, Fritzler said

[Courk]

But the SK isn't a member of the town.

I've had a file saved for a while called "Post this once DSIV is over." So, huzzah, I can post it.

[Sefer]

I was waiting to post about Green Crayons commiting suicide. For those not in the game, GC was a serial killer. We also had someone who could resurrect somebody who'd been killed that block. To avoid suspicion for being the serial killer, GC killed himself, trusting that the resurrector would bring him back. It all worked out except for that last part; the resurrector didn't try to bring him back (and would have had a reduced chance of doing so if he had; only the first use was guaranteed).

Theo definately was amusing and made the game more enjoyable. I was almost sorry that we had to lynch him. Twice (we're still waiting for the explanation as to why the second lynch was necessary, since even the scum don't seem to know).
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[Livingod]

Perhaps Amb didn't find Theo suspicious and decided to let him live? (Theopholis, 2nd def.)
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[Sefer]

This thread needs the occasional bump. Therefore, a tale from Homer Mafia, a game with many bloopers.

MNOWAX was a cop. There was also a serial killer, Sniklac16, who had the ability to spread gossip; each day he could have the mod tell us that we heard a rumor than somebody was innocent or guilty. MNOWAX didn't realize that, in a day start game, he wouldn't get an investigation N0, so he sent one in, investigating Amb. Sniklac16, coincidentally, decided to spread a rumor that Amb was guilty.
This lead to MNOWAX assuming that he was getting his cop results in the form of rumors and, when it looked like Amb might not get lynched, claiming cop and claiming that the rumor was a guilty investigation on Amb. This lead to Amb, the town's roleblocker, getting lynched very quickly.

Later, the serial killer (now raekuul, having replaced Sniklac16 due to an unfortunate situation) claimed to be a miller vigilante when there was already a dead vigilante. Add that to the fact that he claimed his actual role name (Mr. X, the name Homer took when he was spreading gossip in one show); as soon as we realized that he had to be the source of the gossip ability, he was quickly lynched.
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[Poisonium]

[Courk]

What's that from?

[Poisonium]

From this ongoing game (not on the GL). Page 8 is fairly entertaining.

[Courk]

That's funnier every time I think about it, now. Honestly, it makes me want to run a game where the mod verifies all claims. I just need to figure out how to make that work.

[Sefer]

Perhaps if you only verified part of the claim- only name claims in a game where names don't automatically give away allegience, or only role names in a game where mafia can have docs and cops too.
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[Courk]

I have the beginnings of a plan. Actually, I have about 1/3 of a game, but this isn't the thread to discuss that in.

[MNOWAX]

[raekuul]

Uhh, lets see. When I first signed up, I also signed up for a mafia game. But then there was a rumor that I'd been banned, so the mod takes me off the signups list.

[raekuul]

Bumpitty-bump
Follow up on the false ban blooper.

Teeth Mafia signup thread

The blooper starts at this post.

[BostonGirlInCa]

I'm surprised no one has posted this yet...although the game is still going...

Heroes 2 Mafia: