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Jack_Ian
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:14 pm Post subject: 1 |
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My wife was frantic. "Look at his face! I think we need to bring him to the doctor."
I just smiled. "No need. I know what that is." |
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MNOWAX
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:19 pm Post subject: 2 |
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did he have crusted peanut butter on his face? _________________ The Man The Myth The Legend
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Thok
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:34 pm Post subject: 3 |
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| Was it somebody dressed up as a fictional character? |
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Jack_Ian
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:38 pm Post subject: 4 |
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did he have crusted peanut butter on his face? No
Was it somebody dressed up as a fictional character? No
BTW This is a true story, so I will be able to answer some questions that might mislead you, in that the answer is irrelevant. If I think this is so, then I will state N/A after my answer. |
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Chuck
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:41 pm Post subject: 5 |
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| Was it Ash Wednesday? |
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Quailman
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:44 pm Post subject: 6 |
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Was his face discolored (discoloured)?
Was his face disfigured (disfigoured)?
Did he appear to be bleeding?
Is "he" your son? A young child?
What's for dinner? |
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Jack_Ian
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:44 pm Post subject: 7 |
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| Was it Ash Wednesday? No |
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Jack_Ian
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:47 pm Post subject: 8 |
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Was his face discolored (discoloured)? Parshilly/Partially
Was his face disfigured (disfigoured)? No
Did he appear to be bleeding? No
Is "he" your son? A young child? Yes & Yes
What's for dinner? Spaghetti Bolognese N/A |
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dethwing
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:31 pm Post subject: 9 |
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Is this something that a man would [at least, stereotypically] know more about than a woman?
Do we need to know the child's exact age? If so 1? 2? 3? 4? ...etc.
Is the child [Can we call him...bob?] trying to trick you?
Is bob's face "partially" discoloured: Red? Blue? Green? Yellow? Black?
Is it important to know why your wife wanted to get him to a doctor? [i.e. do we need to know what she thought was wrong with bob?] |
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Icarus
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 10:08 pm Post subject: 10 |
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Does face relate to the entire surface of the face, ear to ear, forehead to chin? Or only a portion of the face?
If only a portion of the face, is it the portion of the face where on a man hair would naturally grow (beard and mustache)? Does it extend into the check area?
Was the boy holding his breath to turn his face blue?
Was the discoloring smoething your son specifically did - or was the discoloring something that happened on it's own?
Are we dealing with sunburn? |
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Jack_Ian
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 10:17 pm Post subject: 11 |
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Is this something that a man would [at least, stereotypically] know more about than a woman? No
Do we need to know the child's exact age? If so 1? 2? 3? 4? ...etc. No
Is the child [Can we call him...bob?] trying to trick you? No
Is bob's face "partially" discoloured: Red? Blue? Green? Yellow? Black? Purple, around the mouth and chin with what appeared to be burst blood vessels and a mild rash
Is it important to know why your wife wanted to get him to a doctor? [i.e. do we need to know what she thought was wrong with bob? She assumed it was an allergic reaction |
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Jack_Ian
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 10:25 pm Post subject: 12 |
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Does face relate to the entire surface of the face, ear to ear, forehead to chin? Or only a portion of the face? See above
If only a portion of the face, is it the portion of the face where on a man hair would naturally grow (beard and mustache)? Does it extend into the check area? See above
Was the boy holding his breath to turn his face blue? No
Was the discoloring smoething your son specifically did - or was the discoloring something that happened on it's own? He did something to cause it
Are we dealing with sunburn? No |
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MNOWAX
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:25 am Post subject: 13 |
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are we dealing with a popsicle?
an item of food? _________________ The Man The Myth The Legend
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Chuck
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:50 am Post subject: 14 |
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| Does he have a light of some sort in his mouth? |
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Jack_Ian
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 4:41 am Post subject: 15 |
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are we dealing with a popsicle? No
an item of food? No
Does he have a light of some sort in his mouth? No |
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MNOWAX
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 1:48 am Post subject: 16 |
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is the discoloration in regards to a medical condition that isnt a problem?
is it a household item that made the discoloration? _________________ The Man The Myth The Legend
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Jack_Ian
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 4:37 am Post subject: 17 |
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is the discoloration in regards to a medical condition that isnt a problem? Not sure how to answer this. Burst blood vessels etc., but no doctor necessary
is it a household item that made the discoloration? Yes |
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groza528
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 6:48 am Post subject: 18 |
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| Were the burst blood vessels due to suction? |
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Jack_Ian
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 11:54 am Post subject: 19 |
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| Were the burst blood vessels due to suction? Yes |
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Quailman
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 1:25 pm Post subject: 20 |
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| Was the suction created by a vacuum cleaner? a breast pump? |
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Jack_Ian
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 1:29 pm Post subject: 21 |
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| Was the suction created by a vacuum cleaner? a breast pump? No |
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LordKinbote
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 1:35 pm Post subject: 22 |
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| Was it a hickey? |
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Antrax
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 1:43 pm Post subject: 23 |
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Did he do that thing where you suck a glass onto your face and walk around with it? _________________ After years of disappointment with get rich quick schemes, I know I'm gonna get rich with this scheme. And quick! |
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Jack_Ian
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 3:24 pm Post subject: 24 |
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Did he do that thing where you suck a glass onto your face and walk around with it? Yes
Was it a hickey? Yes - Self-induced
That's it. You've got it.
What actually happened was that I did a quick web-search for "purple chin" and saw lots of "My son has a purple chin" hits. I thought it strange that it was all boys and so I dug a little deeper and among all of the medical advice about applying various pharmaceutical chemicals to the area was a simple post by someone named punksailor. Then all of a sudden the penny dropped.
| punksailor here wrote: |
| Once when I was little I was playing with a cup, putting it over my chin and mouth and sucking to vacuum seal it onto my face, and I did it so long that it gave me a big purple bruise on my chin that looked like a hickey. Maybe he did something like that. |
I had seen my son do something similar the day before.
I've shown him this page btw. and he got a kick out of it. He's getting a little sick of us calling him Bob though.  |
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