More Spoonerisms

[Suspence]

I worked on Zag's "Spoonerism Puzzle" before attending an event, and I simply could not pay attention to the program. All I could do was come up with new Spoonerisms for several hours.

Format is the same as Zag's. Below is a list of clues that will pair off into Spoonerisms.
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10th and final batch:

Uncouth styles
Divisions of provisions
Mammograms
What you would see on a late 60's dance floor
Contending pest for pets
Film ruts
The Mystery Inc. Gang is outlawed
Guitar or Mighty Duck manuever
Famous US public opinion survey
Ditch near the Eiffel Tower
Ship with an outboard
Swamp is not illuminated
Husky utterance
Castle protection system for sailors
Clinton, or Alicia?
Helicopter, or wakeboard manuever
Attila and his crew doing what they do
Weather outlook
Remove the center of an apple quickly
Africanized apis melliferas
Pesticide plane
Husky utterance
What a baseball player on third does on a passed ball
Let go of Little Bighorn leader
Ice cream is dropped
Urinate late
What you use your cell for
Boston, Mad, or movement
Doctor, Collins, Hartman, Rizzuto, Mickelson, and Punxsutawney
More stoned enemies
Repair windows
Locale for St. Peter jokes
Feminine bald heads
Exploded visage
What you use to fight a conflagration
Where a baseball player goes after being walked

Solved by Quailman
Contending pest for pets / Guitar or Mighty Duck manuever : Vying Flea / Flying V
What you would see on a late 60's dance floor / Film ruts : Groovy Moves / Movie Grooves
Boston, Mad, or movement / Urinate late : Tea Party / Pee Tardy
Locale for St. Peter jokes / Feminine bald heads : Pearly Gates / Girly Pates
Doctor, Collins, Hartman, Rizzuto, Mickelson, and Punxsutawney / Repair Windows : Six Phils / Fix Sills
What you use to fight a conflagration / More stoned enemies : Fire Hose / Higher Foes
Ice cream is dropped / What you use your cell for : Cone Falls / Phone Calls
Where a baseball player goes after being walked / Exploded visage : First Base / Burst Face
Let go of Little Bighorn leader / Pesticide plane : Drop Custer / Crop Duster
Attila and his crew doing what they do / What a baseball player on third does on a passed ball : Huns Roam / Runs Home
Solved by Oscar
Uncouth styles / Divisions of provisions : Rude Fashions / Food Rations
Remove the center of an apple quickly / Weather outlook : Core Fast / Forecast
Helicopter, or wakeboard manuever / Husky utterance : Whirlybird / Burly Word
Africanized apis melliferas / Clinton or Alicia? : Killer Bees / Bill or Keys
Castle protection system for sailors / Ship with an outboard : Boater Moat / Motor Boat
Swamp is not illuminated / Husky utterance : Bog's dark / Dog's Bark
Ditch near the Eiffel Tower / Famous US public opinion survey : Paris Hole/ Harris Poll
Solved by groza528
Mammograms / The Mystery Inc. Gang is outlawed : Scooby's Banned /
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9th batch:

Bob Urich's bath
Get what's coming to you
Morality police vocalized
Oozing oars?
Use scarf as collateral for a loan
"Get Busy" and "Temperature" artist
Band camp harlot?
Holds oxygen for diving
Dance clubs, the bar scene, etc
Solo's saber
How a child asks "Why?"
Airline price battle
Spot inside a mako
They think alike
Cautious nibble
Pair of 7s, or Gretzky's tools
Electricute Geisel
Drain the father of the gods
Wimbledon watcher
Bovine droning noise
Propose in wet grass?
Your spouse mills
Swarm around wheat
Burly bumpkins
John Havlicek
How Shakespears asks "Why?"
Lures netted a goal
Without a posse
He shot the sheriff
Weightless cutting tool
FDR recovery plan
A wild guess
Tony Hawk's mode of transport
The Walrus of Love
Gondola ride
"Tiny Bubbles" singer

Solved by Oscar
Get what's coming to you / Oozing oars? : Reap what you Sow / Seep what you Row
Bob Urich's bath / Morality police vocalized : Spenser's Soak / Censors Spoke
Use scarf as collateral for a loan / "Get Busy" and "Temperature" artist : Pawn Shawl / Sean Paul
A wild guess / Spot inside a mako : Shot in the Dark / Dot in the Shark
The Walrus of Love / Cautious nibble : Barry White / Wary Bite
"Tiny Bubbles" singer / John Havlicek : Don Ho / Hondo
They think alike / Your spouse mills : Great Minds / Mate Grinds
He shot the sheriff / Swarm around wheat : Bob Marley / Mob Barley
How Shakespeare asks "Why?" / Airline price battle : Wherefore / Fare War
Bovine droning noise / How a child asks 'why' : Cow Hum/ How Come
Propose in wet grass? / FDR's recovery plan : Dew Kneel / New Deal
Solved by Quailman
Pair of 7s, or Gretzky's tools / Burly bumpkins : Hockey Sticks / Stocky Hicks
Lures netted a goal / Tony Hawk's mode of transport : Bait Scored / Skateboard
Electricute Geisel / Drain the father of the gods : Zap Seuss / Sap Zeus
Holds oxygen for diving /Band camp harlot? : Scuba Tank / Tuba Skank
Gondola ride / Wimbledon watcher : Venice Tour / Tennis Viewer
Solo's saber / Without a posse : Han's Sword / Sans Horde
Dance clubs, the bar scene, etc / Weightless cutting tool : Night Life / Light Knife
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8th batch:

Exactly on time, or Kubrick's Orange
Chinese food record-keeper?
Drizzle for the BBQ
Something that can be made use of
Drawn to establish limits
Omen in the country
Serve your sentence
Exact
A circus act
Mortar over agony
Get someone's thoughts on a matter
Correct ecru
Try to gain support
Unpleasant tasks
Lots of ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZs
Loquacious Nowitzki
Hirsute spelunker
Employing workers for canal gates
Bumpy-skinned stool pigeons
Objects of ridicule
Bring legal action against big tops
Your opinion, for what it's worth
What the fish did when they tried to get the worms
Nickname for your rich friend
First contingency
Outlaw entreaty
Study really hard
"Rabbits USA" and "Rabbits"
Thick fog might be called this
Spar with your area
Look at excrement
Why you cut your nose off
Purchase like a male bee
Marquee reads "6/24/11 - Sommersby -- 6/25/11 - Private Benjamin"
Desiccated
You have it now, but won't later

Solved by Chuck
Mortar over agony / Get someone's thoughts on a matter : Brick your Pain / Pick your Brain
Solved by groza528
Exact / Serve your sentence : To the Dime / Do the Time
Why you cut your nose off / Spar with your area : Spite your Face / Fight your Space
Look at excrement / Thick fog might be called this : See Poop / Pea Soup
Unpleasant tasks / Loquacious Nowitzki : Dirty Work / Wordy Dirk
Bumpy-skinned stool pigeons / Lots of ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZs : Warty Finks / Forty Winks
Solved by Oscar
Drizzle for the BBQ / Something that can be made use of : Mist for the Grill / Grist for the Mill
Drawn to establish limits / Omen in the country : Line in the Sand/ Sign in the Land
Try to gain support / Hirsute spelunker : Curry Favor / Furry Caver
Objects of ridicule / Employing workers for canal gates : Laughingstocks / Staffing Locks
Solved by Quailman
Exactly on time, or Kubrick's Orange / Chinese food record-keeper? : Clockwork / Wok Clerk
Correct ecru / A circus act : Right Taupe / Tightrope
Your opinion, for what it's worth / Bring legal action against big tops : Two Cents / Sue Tents
Nickname for your rich friend / "Rabbits USA" and "Rabbits" : Moneybags / Bunny Mags
First contingency / Outlaw entreaty : Plan B / Ban Plea
What the fish did when they tried to get the worms / Study really hard : Bit the Hooks / Hit the Books
Desiccated / Purchase like a male bee : Dry as a Bone / Buy as a Drone
Marquee reads "6/24/11 - Sommersby -- 6/25/11 - Private Benjamin" / You have it now, but won't later : Gere today, Hawn tomorrow / Here today, Gone tomorrow


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7th batch:

Change plans, or derail
You might do this playing Spades
Receive approval to move forward
Capture the deity
Tribe dedicated to a butterfly
Priest
Without a plantation, there's no bellow
No damage was done
Abstain
Authority to do whatever you want
Something valuable given to the unworthy
Rich people are said to have these
Sneak a look at courtroom schedules
Expansive jacket
Submit a ballot
Twists in front of coniferous tree
Temporary bed and grip
Fickle, or Katy Perry tune
Naked at that time
Mind these two letters
Coffin foundation
Crazy person, or Green Day tune
Prevent from moving closer
Honk at one of the MIB
Door unlockers and church benches
Challenge from a pig
The Big Aristole $@?!#%
Soon-to-be-replaced politician
What Charlie wore in "Major League"
Girl fortune
Goalkeepers and bed-wetters hope for these
A drink in the morning
Unidentified body
Señor Jose
Often preceeds "done that"
Family outcast

Solved by Jack_Ian
Door unlockers and church benches / Mind these two letters : Keys and Pews / P's and Q's
Family outcast / The Big Aristole $@?!#% : Black Sheep / Shaq Bleep
Goalkeepers and bed-wetters hope for these / What Charlie wore in "Major League" : Clean Sheets / Sheen Cleats
Solved by Zag
Unidentified body / Señor Jose : John Doe / Don Joe
Often preceeds "done that" / Naked at that time : Been There / Then Bare
Soon-to-be-replaced politician / Girl fortune : Lame Duck / Dame Luck
Solved by Quailman
A drink in the morning / Challenge from a pig : Hair of the Dog / Dare of the Hog
Honk at one of the MIB / Prevent from moving closer : Beep at K / Keep at Bay
Coffin foundation / Crazy person, or Green Day tune : Casket Base / Basket Case
Temporary bed and grip / Fickle, or Katy Perry tune : Cot and Hold / Hot and Cold
Twists in front of coniferous tree / Something valuable given to the unworthy : Swirls before Pine / Pearls before Swine
Rich people are said to have these / Sneak a look at courtroom schedules : Deep Pockets / Peep Dockets
Submit a ballot / Expansive jacket : Cast Vote / Vast Coat
Authority to do whatever you want / Abstain : Free Reign / Refrain
Without a plantation, there's no bellow / No damage was done : No Farm, no Howl / No Harm, no Foul
Solved by Oscar
Change plans, or derail / You might do this playing Spades : Jump the Track / Trump the Jack
Tribe dedicated to a butterfly / Priest : Clan of the Moth / Man of the Cloth
Receive approval to move forward /Capture the deity : Get the Nod / Net the God
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6th batch:

Yazstremski's necklace
Said "Rosebud"
Tussled with scriveners
Sitting Bull or Red Cloud's house
Dumb fad
Venus' son wanders
Owed inflammation
Carelessly wrote blackmail
BNP Paribas, for example
Care for baby sheep
Spotted animal-print pillow covers
Make Sinatra ride the pine
Springsteen song, or the best times of your life
Shiny sauce made from Nemo's friend
Bustling wharf
Cruzcampo and Estrella Damm
Fervent Israelite
Supervisor hags
Punch "His Airness"
Envious menagerie
Ringwald's pretty
Lassie's voiceless
Skull counterpart on poisons
Punter did not win
Guten Tag!
Prison overseer
Pee-wee's gelatin
Marino, Quayle, Rather, and Aykroyd
Disoriented German composer
Patterned Scottish garments
Excommunicate Britney
Milk container leans over
Non-aggressive McFly
Entranceway aficionados
Huge shindig
The price of alcohol

Solved by Quailman
Dumb fad / Venus' son wanders : Stupid Craze / Cupid Strays
Sitting Bull or Red Cloud's house / Owed inflammation : Sioux Dwelling / Due Swelling
Tussled with scriveners / Carelessly wrote blackmail : Brawled Scribes / Scrawled Bribes
Care for baby sheep / Spotted animal-print pillow covers : Shepherd Lambs / Leopard Shams
Springsteen song, or the best times of your life / Shiny sauce made from Nemo's friend : Glory Days / Dory Glaze
BNP Paribas, for example / Make Sinatra ride the pine : French Bank / Bench Frank
Fervent Israelite / Envious menagerie : Zealous Jew / Jealous Zoo
Punter did not win / The price of alcohol : Kicker Lost / Liquor Cost
Ringwald's pretty / Lassie's voiceless : Molly's Cute / Collie's Mute
Non-aggressive McFly / Huge shindig : Passive Marty / Massive Party
Patterned Scottish garments / Milk container leans over : Tartan Kilts / Carton Tilts
Supervisor hags / Skull counterpart on poisons : Boss Crones / Crossbones
Solved by ralphmerridew
Guten Tag! / Pee-wee's gelatin : German's Hello / Herman's Jell-O
Solved by groza528
Marino, Quayle, Rather, and Aykroyd / Entranceway aficionados : Four Dans / Door Fans
Cruzcampo and Estrella Damm / Excommunicate Britney : Spanish Beers / Banish Spears
Punch "His Airness" / Prison overseer : Wail Jordan / Jail Warden
Disoriented German composer / Bustling wharf : Dizzy Bach / Busy Dock
Solved by Oscar
Yazstremski's necklace / Said "Rosebud" : Carl's Chain / Charles Kane
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5th batch:

Optional car accessories
Increased tire blowouts
Sleazy instructors
Tent monsters
Jack from Whitechapel's raincoat
Jack from Apartment 201's spanner
Bronze buckler
Consumer fainted
Blind animals that got their tails cut off
I, I, ICould have been called Vail Cipher
18 holes cared for
This happened in Ireland in 1852
Banquet of anadromous fish
Brazing turnstiles
Funny Cide pauses
Knock down cartoon Betty
Ruin a two-bagger
Inter Venetian coins
Milk pails
Ark builder's stubble
Freezing knobs
Despised Clank's partner
Used to make ring cake with ridges
Constrictors approached
Happens at the end of "The Bucket List" and "The Shining"
Make witticisms
Boater's story
Defame cartoon Betty
Suitmaker's discount
More tasteless bisque
Graded axe
Prompt regurgitation
Rule requiring you go for it on 4th down
See Hale-Bopp
Clutch tapers

Solved by Oscar
Jack from Whitechapel's raincoat / Jack from Apartment 201's spanner : Ripper's Trench / Tripper's Wrench
Blind animals that got their tails cut off / I,I,I : Three Mice / Me, Thrice
Bronze buckler /Consumer fainted : Copper Shield/ Shopper Keeled
Brazing turnstiles / Funny Cide pauses : Welding Gates / Gelding Waits
Could have been called Vail Cipher / 18 holes cared for : Morse Code / Course Mowed
This happened in Ireland in 1852 / Banquet of anadromous fish : Famine Ceased / Salmon Feast
Ruin a two-bagger / Knock down cartoon Betty : Wreck Double / Deck Rubble
Clutch tapers / Freezing knobs : Hold Candles / Cold Handles
Suitmaker's discount / Boater's story : Tailor's Sale / Sailor's Tale
Defame cartoon Betty / More tasteless bisque : Slander Boop / Blander Soup
Optional car accessories / Increased tire blowouts : Floor Mats/ More Flats
Solved by Quailman
Graded axe / Despised Clank's partner : Rated Hatchet / Hated Ratchet
Prompt regurgitation / See Hale-Bopp : Cue Vomit / View Comet
Used to make ring cake with ridges / Rule requiring you go for it on 4th down : Bundt Pan / Punt Ban
Happens at the end of "The Bucket List" and "The Shining" / Make witticisms : Jack Croaks / Crack Jokes
Constrictors approached / Ark builder's stubble : Boas Neared / Noah's Beard
Inter Venetian coins / Milk pails : Bury Ducats / Dairy Buckets
Sleazy instructors /Tent monsters : Creepy Teachers / Teepee Creatures
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Fourth batch:

Team chuckles
The Man Upstairs scribbles
First result of "Last Crusade" grail trials
Observe traveling carnival
Humiliating Bundy or Kaczynski
Clothes for working out
Prurient enjoyment
Deceptive male child
Suffocate punk musician
Has muskets in inventory
Snatching postage
Knifing an old codger
Ghost-filled air travel
Showed off being 6 foot 10
Allegories (like The Prodigal Son and The Good Samaritan)
Yankee Yogi yanks
Tortoise legends by Aesop
Productive plateaus
Inspection of Calliope
Elect to have an operation
Disgusting false testimony
Spoils Bounty rebellion
Soviet subterfuge
Laptop, or Sparks' tearjerker
Yacht cubbyhole
Lifeless wedding party
Court cereal
Matchmaker for spheres
Scooby Doo or Schmeichel
Oxymoronic Schwarzeneggar flick
Gehrig attempts
Casket carrier
Insane hip-hop artist
Former Ohio State coach's backside
Grapples with The Donald
Awesome cartographer

Solved by Jack_Ian
Casket carrier / Matchmaker for spheres : Pall Bearer / Ball Pairer
Scooby Doo or Schmeichel / Court cereal : Great Dane / Date Grain
Oxymoronic Schwarzeneggar flick / Gehrig attempts : True Lies/ Lou Tries
Solved by Zag
Elect to have an operation / Disgusting false testimony : Pick Surgery / Sick Perjury
Spoils Bounty rebellion / Inspection of Calliope : Screws Mutiny / Muse Scrutiny
Grapples with The Donald / Former Ohio State coach's backside : Wrestles Trump / Tressel's Rump
Insane hip-hop artist / Awesome cartographer : Mad rapper / Rad Mapper
Solved by Silverfire
Laptop, or Sparks' tearjerker / Yacht cubbyhole : Notebook / Boat Nook
Solved by Quailman
First result of "Last Crusade" grail trials / Humiliating Bundy or Kaczynski : Tumbling Head / Humbling Ted
Observe traveling carnival / Clothes for working out : Fitness Wear / Witness Fair
Soviet subterfuge / Lifeless wedding party : Red Deception / Dead Reception
Productive plateaus / Tortoise legends by Aesop : Fertile Tables / Turtle Fables
Yankee Yogi yanks / Allegories (like The Prodigal Son and The Good Samaritan) : Berra Pulls / Parables
Showed off being 6 foot 10 / Ghost-filled air travel : Flaunted Height / Haunted Flight
Suffocate punk musician / Has muskets in inventory : Stifle Rocker / Rifle Stocker
Solved by Chuck
Knifing an old codger / Snatching postage : Stabbing Gramps / Grabbing Stamps
Solved by Oscar
Prurient enjoyment / Deceptive male child : Salacious Fun / Fallacious Son
Team chuckles / The man upstairs scribbles : Squad Giggles / God Squiggles
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Third batch:

Party for crafters
Angry famous game theorist
Wiser Spain invaders
Snacks at Joan of Arc's execution
Burping Bozo
Compliments bovine
Time to hit the restroom
Stylish dress for a dance
Letter you don't want to get
Insult Corleone
Sexy dame
Square-shaped faker
Welcoming Mr. Vicious
Wedding planner's chart
Crazy dog fight?
Canvas bag for an ant
Releasing
New England capital city
Timid snot
Considered initially
Strict Scrabble letters
Spirits practice origami
Purchase sweetener
What Barbie dreams of
What a troopship is used for
Preserved purplish veggies
Dancing to Lil' Jon
Iron Pyrite
Flatus detected
Infant's noisemaker
Blacklisted "Ode to a Nightingale"
Appropriate bounty
Pic of Yogi taking an epic fall
Combatted dryness
Ballpark gates
Little Toot, for example

Solved by Quailman
Wiser Spain invaders / Snacks at Joan of Arc's execution : Smarter Moors / Martyr S'mores
Wedding planner's chart / Welcoming Mr. Vicious : Seating Grid / Greeting Sid
What a troopship is used for / What Barbie dreams of : Carrying Men / Marrying Ken
Time to hit the restroom / Compliments bovine : Bladder's Full/ Flatters Bull
Solved by Zag
Blacklisted "Ode to a Nightingale" / Preserved purplish veggies : Banned Keats / Canned Beets
Appropriate bounty / Pic of Yogi taking an epic fall : Fair Bail / Bear Fail
Iron Pyrite / Spirits practice origami : Fool's Gold / Ghouls Fold
Purchase sweetener / Timid snot : Buy sugar / Shy Booger
New England capital city / Flatus detected : Hartford / Fart Heard
Considered initially / Combatted dryness : Thought First / Fought Thirst
Ballpark gates / Strict Scrabble letters : Turnstiles / Stern Tiles
Sexy dame / Square-shaped faker : Foxy Broad / Boxy Fraud
Solved by bgg1996
Burping Bozo / Stylish dress for a dance : Gassy Clown / Classy Gown
Crazy dog fight? / Infant's noisemaker : Rabies battle/ Baby's Rattle
Releasing / Dancing to Lil' Jon : Letting Go / Getting Low
Canvas bag for an ant / Little Toot, for example : Bug Tote / Tugboat
Party for crafters / Angry famous game theorist : Knitter Bash / Bitter Nash
Solved by Ctorj
Letter you don't want to get / Insult Corleone: Dear John / Jeer Don
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Second batch:

Improving concession sales
Pearl Jam frontman doing yoga
Slap parrots
In reverse
How you get into the shopping center
Pick up line for Blondie
Strikes down Snoopy
Chomps on Gollum
Lager euphoria
Thus
Sour helicopter
"Rolling in the Deep" (for this week)
Nimoy's hair
Derides World Cup champion
Sufferer of enuresis
Marry a gambler
What Henry Warnimont helped do
Cook chicken
Obstruct hotties
Played on a "Big" piano
Make books for the blind
Glowing train track
KFC menu item
Diseased french fries
Inquisitive Mustangs
Angry guitar playing
Pilfering costume jewelry
Touching sirloins
Scared A-Team's vehicle
Confirmed sunburn
Al Capone (1899 - 1947)
Breed crustaceans
Mohawked rockers complain
Dalai Lama's flat stick
Sleep won't come, and it will tell on you
Thermal Diagram

Solved by Jack_Ian
Slap parrots / In reverse : Whack Birds / Backwards
Sour helicopter / "Rolling in the Deep" (for this week) : Tart Chopper / Chart Topper
Solved by Quailman
How you get into the shopping center / Pick-up line for Blondie : Mall Key / Call Me
Strikes down Snoopy / Chomps on Gollum : Smites Beagle / Bites Smeagol
Thus / Lager euphoria : Hereby / Beer High
Derides World Cup champion / Nimoy's hair: Mocks Spain / Spock's Mane
Sufferer of enuresis / Marry a gambler : Bed Wetter / Wed Bettor
Cook chicken / What Henry Warnimont helped do : Braise Rooster / Raise Brewster
Obstruct hotties / Played on a "Big" piano : Stop Chicks / Chopsticks
Touching sirloins / Pilfering costume jewelry : Feeling Steaks / Stealing Fakes
Sleep won't come, and it will tell on you / Thermal Diagram : Cheating Heart / Heating Chart
Improving concession sales / Pearl Jam frontman doing yoga : Vending Better / Bending Vedder
Solved by Sentran
Glowing train track / Make books for the blind : Bright Rail / Write Braille
Diseased french fries / KFC menu item : Stricken Chips / Chicken Strips
Angry guitar playing / Inquisitive Mustangs : Furious Chords / Curious Fords
Scared A-Team's vehicle / Confirmed sunburn : Terrified Van / Verified Tan
Al Capone (1899 - 1947) / Breed crustaceans : Late Mobster / Mate Lobster
Solved by bgg1996
Mohawked rockers complain / Dalai Lama's flat stick : Punks Mutter / Monk's Putter
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First batch:

Appreciate mistake
Empty booming noise
The Argo
Scare sock-fillers to death
Fashionable handle
Strengthen beef
Place for needles
Leaping basketball slam
McCoy's jam
Goodbye! We have to rush!
Concern for Oreos
Monarch, for example
Indiana's stomach
Shovin' your family
Cure all the Dwarves
Murderer of light tapping
Weirder 24 hours
Ripping up gray matter
Former home of Arsenal
Float on past
Marine mammal utopia
Carrying locomotives
Warning! That's a homeless cat!
Tossing unwanted items
Young butterfly
Chewbacca's spice
Norse sleet
Shroud for a climb
TV personality
Steady vehicle
Dolphin disrobes
Dark dinosaurs
"Dancer" somersaults
Nifty mausoleum
Have no winter
Sweets began melting

Solved by Zag
McCoy's jam / Indiana's stomach : Bones' Jelly / Jones' Belly
Place for needles / Shovin' your family : Pin Cushion / Kin Pushin'
Concern for Oreos / Chewbacca's spice : Cookie Worry / Wookie Curry
Weirder 24 hours / Warning! That's a homeless cat! : Stranger Day / Danger! Stray!
Norse sleet / Shroud for a climb : Viking Hail / Hiking Veil
Dolphin disrobes / "Dancer" somersaults : Flipper Strips / Stripper Flips
Solved by Quailman
Float on past/ Monarch, for example : Flutter By / Butterfly
Marine mammal utopia/ Cure all the Dwarves : Seal Heaven / Heal Seven
Ripping up gray matter / Carrying locomotives : Tearing Brains / Bearing Trains
The Argo / Fashionable handle: Greek Ship / Chic Grip
Scare sock-fillers to death / Strengthen beef: Mortify Feet / Fortify Meat
Appreciate mistake / Empty booming noise : Thank Blunder / Blank Thunder
Solved by Sentran
Murderer of light tapping / Young butterfly : Caterpillar / Patter Killer
Steady vehicle / TV personality : Stable Car / Cable Star
Dark dinosaurs / Have no winter : Black Lizards / Lack Blizzards
Nifty mausoleum / Sweets began melting : Dandy Crypt / Candy Dripped
Solved by Scurra
Former home of Arsenal / Goodbye! We have to rush! : Highbury / Bye! Hurry!
Leaping basketball slam / Tossing unwanted items : Jumping Dunk / Dumping Junk
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I hate people who try to write interesting things in their signature.

[Zag]

McCoy's jam / Indiana's stomach : Bones' jelly / Jones' belly
Place for needles / Shovin' your family : Pin cushion / Kin pushin'
Concern for Oreos / Chewbacca's spice : Cookie worry / Wookie curry
Weirder 24 hours / Warning! That's a homeless cat! : Stranger day / Danger! Stray!

[Quailman]

Float on past/ Monarch, for example Flutter By / Butterfly
Marine mammal utopia/ Cure all the Dwarves Seal Heaven / Heal Seven

[Quailman]

Ripping up gray matter / Carrying locomotives Tearing Brains / Bearing Trains

[Sentran]

Murderer of light tapping / Young butterfly : Caterpillar / Patter Killer
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Sentran
"Speaking of double negatives, I haven't read greylab yet today." - Lifeinmomland

[Scurra]

Former home of Arsenal / Goodbye! We have to rush! = HIGHBURY / BYE! HURRY!
(I did this one because I live quite near to the first answer, so it was more a matter of finding the pair!)

Leaping basketball slam / Tossing unwanted items = JUMP DUNK / DUMP JUNK
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_{still Quiz Olympiad champion. Must get a life.
New definitions: COFFEE - someone who is coughed upon}

[Zag]

That last one works better (and fits the clue) if you make gerunds

Leaping basketball slam / Tossing unwanted items = JUMPING DUNK / DUMPING JUNK

Edit: Oh, I see that Suspence assumed it.

Norse sleet / Shroud for a climb : Viking hail / Hiking veil

[Zag]

I'm looking for a definition that means "Sandy coffins" but not finding it.

[Suspence]

[Sentran]

Steady vehicle / TV personality : Stable Car / Cable Star
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Sentran
"Speaking of double negatives, I haven't read greylab yet today." - Lifeinmomland

[Zag]

[Zag]

I've enjoyed this one the most because I really had to work to find it.

Dolphin disrobes / "Dancer" somersaults : Flipper strips / Stripper filps

[Sentran]

Got another!
Dark dinosaurs / Have no winter : Black Lizards / Lack Blizzards
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Sentran
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[Sentran]

Another...

Nifty mausoleum / Sweets began melting : Dandy Crypt / Candy Dripped
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[Quailman]

The Argo / Fashionable handle: Greek Ship / Chic Grip
Scare sock-fillers to death / Strengthen beef: Mortify Feet / Fortify Meat

[Quailman]

...and to finish it off

Appreciate mistake / Empty booming noise Thank blunder / Blank thunder

[Scurra]

Gah! I knew it was going to be "Flipper" but couldn't find anything to go with it. (I also spent ages looking for a "Beak Groat" in the clues...)

Thanks for this (and you too, Zag, even if I missed your set first time around.)
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[Suspence]

Next batch is posted, I put them into the first post. Enjoy!
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[Jack_Ian]

Slap parrots & In reverse : Whack birds/backwards

[Quailman]

How you get into the shopping center / Pick-up lie for Blondie: Mall key / Call me
Strikes down Snoopy / Chomps on Gollum: Smites beagle / Bites Smeigle

[Ctorj]

Sour helicopter / Played on a "Big" piano: Hot Tanks / Tom Hanks

This is how much I suck at this game... I still enjoy guessing though.
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[Ctorj]

Another bad guess for your amusement: Angry guitar playing / Inquisitive Mustangs: Furious Coal / Curious Foal
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[Quailman]

Thus / Lager euphoria Hereby / Beer high

[Jack_Ian]

Sour helicopter / "Rolling in the Deep" (for this week) : tart chopper / chart topper

[Quailman]

Derides World Cup champion / Nimoy's hair: Mocks Spain / Spock's Mane

[Ctorj]

My first real guess.

Diseased french fries / KFC menu item: Sick Chips / Chick Sips
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[Quailman]

Sufferer of enuresis / Marry a gambler Bed wetter / Wed bettor

[Suspence]

Nice work so far. Ctorj, none of your guesses were totally correct, but you did hit on some of the correct pairs and words.
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[Quailman]

Cook chicken / What Henry Warnimont helped do Braise Rooster / Raise Brewster
Obstruct hotties / Played on a "Big" piano Stop Chicks / Chopsticks

[Sentran]

Glowing train track / Make books for the blind : bright rail / write braille
Diseased french fries / KFC menu item : stricken chips / chicken strips
Angry guitar playing / Inquisitive Mustangs : furious chords / curious Fords
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[Quailman]

Touching sirloins / Pilfering costume jewelry Feeling Steaks / Stealing Fakes

[Sentran]

Scared A-Team's vehicle / Confirmed sunburn : terrified van / verified tan
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[Quailman]

Al Capone (1899 - 1947) / Breed crustaceans Lake Mobster? / Make Lobster?

[Suspence]

Only one letter off, Quailman.
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[Sentran]

Quail, I think you were 1 letter off.
Al Capone (1899 - 1947) / Breed crustaceans : late mobster / mate lobster
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[Quailman]

Oh! You mean late as in the late Dent Arthur Dent. Thanks.

[Sentran]

I just came up with a horrible one of my own.
It's bad enough that I'll even spoiler the clue.
Read/solve at your own risk.

Sell sweets at a stall / Senator Weiner's issue

Feel free to PM me guesses, or just ask for the answer.
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[Quailman]

Sleep won't come, and it will tell on you
Dalai Lama's flat stick

I figure those two have got to end with Tattle & Paddle, but I can't get the first parts.

[Suspence]

Tattle and Paddle are not what was intended. In fact, those clues should not be paired together.
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[bgg1996]

Mohawked rockers complain
Dalai Lama's flat stick
Punks Mutter
Monk's Putter
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